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tirsdag 19. januar 2016

Settlers of Catan, the german way.

A couple of days ago we played Settlers here in Germany. my first time since the Ad fontes battles, and I have a few comments to make about some rules these crazy Germans play by.

1. The beginning

Right from the start they made a mess by changing the normal way of placing the first towns from "the player who got the highest dice number first places one town, then the player to the right until the end and back"-system, to a system where the highest dice was followed by the second highest and then down to the lowest number and back. In a totally random order! I mean come on, Germans, ordnung muss sein, right?

2. Almost pointless robber

All right. The robber was not totally useless by their rules, but you were not allowed to steal anything from the players connected to the field you moved it to! This is half the fun of the robber! It is still a cause of frustration and friend loss, but not in the excellent way it normally is. To be fair though, you could still steal when you played the knight card.


3. I had to fight the "Largest Army"-rule into the game...


4. The development cards

You could use them the same round as you got them... Not just the victory points, but the Knights, Roadbuilding and everything! This is really getting frustrating.

5. The german played with open cards

A noble thing to do, but it reveals all your strategy and all your plans and makes everything much more difficult to accomplish. People could not be persuaded to deal in a reasonable manner.

In spite of all this, my team won the game destroying almost no friendships in the process.

*No violence was used during the playing of Settlers of Catan (this game).


Itj fårrå nålles
- Mr. S

søndag 6. desember 2015

Mr.S uses Revive!

“How do you pick up the threads of an old Blog, when in your heart you know that there’s no turning back»? Almost what Frodo Baggins said at the end of the Lord of the Rings films. I am now picking up this blog again, deleting everything that was on it before. One post gone, wohoo.! 

“Mister S.” Has caught on again, why not celebrate it? In english and other languages I will be focusing this blog on random things that happen to me, my life and reflections, and to remember and share stuff that is remotely funny. If I don’t succeed as a Stand-up comedian in Norway when I get back, at least I’ll have posted some funny crap here. I will also post in nynorsk about things that appeal mostly to my Norwegian audience. Yes, nynorsk. Love it or leave it. 

Most of you will leave it. Those select few that stick with me, and stuck with this post till the end: May whatever god you swear to bless you. Stay tuned for more accounts of my life, reflections on stuff, and some stuff that will at least be funny to me.

Itj fårrå nålles
- Mr. S.